If you enjoyed this video and want to see more, please . Ha ha! I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Weasel: That wasn't me. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Cable Deadpool: Peter By stevieboi1579. It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. Deadpool: Deadpool: X-Men? Ah, planets. Special Forces. Don't you say legs! Cable: Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Weasel: And last, but not least. Blind Al: You used the last of your fuel. Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. Dopinder: Gender neutral. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. That's fine. You're not a fucking hero. X-Men! Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. Domino From $1.35. Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Deadpool: I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Wolverine: The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Deadpool Yeah. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. You are not your father. - Cable (Deadpool 2). Just stand down! Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Two: which Sharknado are we on? Deadpool However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . I should've worn my white pants. Deadpool: Firefist: | I want to fill my soul. Sorry I'm late. Wade Wilson: 6. Meet Domino You're in the big leagues now, kid! There it is. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. Its not a great analogy. X-Men? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Peter: Just cleaning up the timelines! Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. One, is dubstep still a thing? Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Told you. Actually, that may have been me. I'm never gonna dance again. Download 2500x900 Josh Brolin As Cable from Deadpool 2 2500x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. Deadpool [to Peter] Deadpool: [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Domino [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. Oh, yes. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. Wade Wilson: | I made mistakes! I don't have one. Firefist If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! He's going in through the back! We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Deadpool: Probably a guy who can't draw feet! Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Um, I just saw the ad. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. Some kind of soldier? Deadpool I want to become a contract killer. Youre just a kid. It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! : Deadpool: Oh, that's the sun. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Dont do it. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? Ha ha! Deadpool 2. Domino : Whatever. "Hey, it's me! : I spent ten years in Special Forces! [he flips the coin]Deadpool: Im not even going to look because you did it for me.Cable: Say it again.Deadpool: He did it for me.Cable: Jesus. Gender neutral. Um, I just saw the ad. What the fuck knuckles is this? The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. Okay? Domino Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Yukio: Hes dead, too. : Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. : "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." Wade Wilson: Funny quotes in deadpool 2 date. Fred Savage: [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. Movieweb. Say whatever it is you're here to say. Domino: I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. Deadpool: That's okay. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. Cable: Relax. At least we still have Bowie. Puns. This character is the ultimate dad figure in a movie that interrogates fatherhood. Deadpool: [Introducing Yukio to Wade] Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. Official Sites This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. It's me! Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Vanessa: Hey. That's such a you thing to say. Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . Just cleaning up the timelines! I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Don't scratch! You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. Deadpool: I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. - Deadpool. Deadpool Heads, you did it for me. Im retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel: Its a goddamn fanny pack, and you know it, you sick son of a b**ch! He's going in through the back! He was a bit of a prick. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Deadpool: Vanessa: Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [pulls out a knife] You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. A staple from the Marvel comic books, Domino is a fellow mutant and X . Wade Wilson: Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Deadpool can be a bad or a good ass, with ups and downs like other movies. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Baby's crib is labeled 'A. - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. [dizzy from a big action sequence] Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. *Men*? Big CGI fight comin' up! This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. Deadpool: Your souls are beyond redemption! [whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases]. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Listen to the pain. He needs you. Deadpool: The Juggernaut! I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. You got me. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: And youre absolutely right. Cable: [whispers to herself] I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. I loved her. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. It was me. [chuckling] Release Dates [to the camera] Domino: Peter: God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? Wait, you cant go back. Kirsten? Deadpool ,Basses: You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Deadpool: But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Deadpool: We're not. That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Company Credits I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. Im going to touch them all over. . "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. [to prison goon] Deadpool Deadpool: You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. I don't have one. Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. Stop at 2, ya killed it! Isn't that how it always works? By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Wade Wilson: Its me! Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Lets flip a coin, okay? Deadpool Wade? According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. : And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Let me see here. I loved her like an ocean loves water. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Hipes, Patrick (9 March 2017). What's your superpower? And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Deadpool: No! Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. What did you say? Okay. [whispers to herself] Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. : And is known for her witty personality. Can I have one of those guns? We need to build a fucking team. No it isn't. No more speaking lines for you. : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. He's on top of you! The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. Deadpool: Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. You trusted me. Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Big CGI fight comin' up! Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? Deadpool: Wade, is that you? Hey, it's me! Deadpool: Domino: Its really just a sip of tea at this point.Deadpool: Zip it, black Black Widow! She was funny filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Domino: Peter! Yes, it is. You're not a fucking hero. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops.