Jessie: I cannot believe you kids actually went up in a helicopter! (shows her arms). Zuri:Well,you should've woken up earlier! Jessie: Whoa! (rubs skin). Jessie:How is the audience supposed to believe that Toby and Chantal are trapped in there? (walks to living room)Zuri,are you rea-uh-oh. You can't get an A every time! Ravi:Uh,yes,it feels wonderful,even though you are only rubbing foam. (grabs phone) Here, say it into the phone. Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. (Emma,Luke,Ravi and Zuri using their phones). Zuri:As soon as I get these leaves glued on the poster. And she'd get really mad when I won. Zuri:So,how exactly do you play Bugle Hero? And not asking me to do their homework! Bertram:No way. Jessie:Way ahead of you. Jessie (Debbie Ryan) and Emma (Peyton List) compete for cute actor Jordan's attention! Jessie:(yells)I did not! Taylor:I'd love to,but I have to get back home. Taylor:Ohthat's nice,but I really don't want you to go to any trouble. That would be cheating. N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, what I meant-. If my school needs spirit they can count on me! Jessie:I know,that's why Bertram's taking you to the park! Morgan: Even if I never work for that studio again. Zuri:Your last job was as a hot dog. Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? You'll be late for school! :) Subscribe via Email. Jessie Episode Tran scripts s01e01 - New York, New Nanny s01e02 - The Talented Mr. Kipling s01e03 - Used Karma s01e04 - Zombie Tea Party 5 s01e05 - One Day Wonders s01e06 - Zuri's New Old Friend s01e07 - Creepy Connie Comes a Callin s01e08 - Christmas Story s01e09 - Star Wars s01e10 - Are You Cooler Than a 5th Grader? What am I,a kid? This was a designer dress! It's the only thing I've done today without messing it up. Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! It's the first scene in JESSIE vs. the last!Check out more Disney Channel Throwbacks HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVS. Free Monologues For Kids and Teens Disney Monologues. How does your grandmother sleep through that? LADY 1- Well, that's my problem! I want her to be our new nanny. Jessie:(to Ravi)OK. Just remember the routine we practiced. He slept through the whole thing. (points to eyebrows)I'll get destroyed at school! Bertram:I just got a confirmation! Michelle:Well,you must be Taylor's grandma. I placed the order like 30 times! I didn't,and look at me now! (walks away), (scene changes to kitchen,bus leaves in 15:35), Ravi:Now,I am going to carefully pry the mask from your face. repeatedly). Here you can find all of the pages involving this category! Jessie:Oh,sorry. Me! The screenplay was written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, based on a story by Lasseter, Pete Docter, Stanton and Joe Ranft. (Atefeh gets up out of bed) Atefeh: *Yawns* Ahh, feels like it's gonna be a good day today. Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Christina: Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, a universal blood donor- which could come in handy with our kids-AND, you have a squeaky-clean record! Jessie:Her Grandma told me. (walks away, looks weirdly). Emma:(pushes Jessie)Guess that outfit will have to do! Everyone drop and give me twenty! Emma:Hey,at least it involves sports. Ravi:Jessie,I cannot recreate my plaster mask of Mrs.Kipling! (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! Bertram:(serves a cup)One frittata smoothie. Hey, Jessie! (pats Luke). Oh,Toby-. Tony:Sorry,but re-living out relationship is making me feel kind of uncomfortable. I even chopped stuff! ), (The door opens with Jessie in a costume. (laughs with Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri), (Time changes to night, scene changes to living room), (Bertram walks in while holding a flowerpot). Zuri: Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! Only Jessie and Tony are there.). Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! Taylor,you grew up on a military base. Are You Cooler Than a Fifth Grader? (Cheerleaders cheer,audience cheers indifferently(totes lame)). Ravi:So,who is going to play Toby,the handsome Jersey doorman you fall for? (prepares to throw mask). Zuri:(stands up)I have one too! They might look just a little out of place in between the portraits of Washington and Lincoln. Ravi:I know! On the bright side,at least your outfit matches the teacup! Oh, don't look at my project; I want it to be a total surprise for tomorow! Ravi:Everything will be fine. Love you! Jessie:Just hold your boeuf! (Opens the door, sees Mr. Kipling, screams, and closes the door.). Zuri:I don't know who this Zuni character is,but I find the scene where she happily finishes her homework totally unbelievable.(nods). Jessie:She's a military kid,too. Wild West! previous scientific theory- is Emma Ross! disney jessie transcripts. Jessie: Kids,hurry up! Hey,Dean! Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! Christina: (to the Ross children)hey guys, we missed you so much! Tony:Aw,wolfman! (Winks at Jessie. Luke:He took the words right out of my mouth! (The heroes rush forward. Emma:So,if Michael and I got married someday,this would be our child: (kid that looks like a troll with glasses shows), Jessie:Ew. LADY 2- Zuri? Why isn't it coming off? You are a horrible student! Just keep 'em. Ravi:P.E. She's like a mini-me! Jessie:Look,I completely understand how Taylor feels.When my dad was stationed overseas I missed him so much. The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. Does anyone know what it was for? And his little wings are wagging!(chuckles). Jessie:Oh,thanks,Emma,but I want to wear the exact outfit I had on when I went on my first date with Tony. OK,now I hear it! Emma:On the other hand,if Blake and I get married someday,this will be our baby: (heavenly music plays,screen turns brighter), (Emma and Jessie stare at the screen and sit down). My Creative Memes. disney jessie transcripts. Emma:Whoa! (Jessie opens the front doors of the building) Oh, they're out there, somewhere! Morgan: (changing the subject) who wants to see the cool toy that George Lucas gave me? Zuri:Yeah,we know you'll make it if you just keep trying. Please only add pages that pertain to this category. Oh, you think this is funny! Luke:Eh. I never thought I'd say this to a kid,butwould you like to stay for dinner? Luke:Why does Ravi get to do it? Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"! Coach Penny:Hey! was a puppet. Michelle:Are you making your big,sad eyes? Is this real enough for you? Stop frolicking on my fontina! Subforums: Jane The Virgin, Jessie, Justified. (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). They are, believe me. She complimented my latrines. Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. Kick,kick,sting. Like a caveman? And made them big and confusing! Jessie: All this, and all I have to do is take care of one, cute little girl! Free shipping for many products! (Screams) At least buy me dinner first! (Ravi hugs a very shaken and unstable Jessie), Jessie: You are welcome now, now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my pantsand not cause they're ripped. Tony:Awkward-schmawkward,this thing's a hit! Isgho Votre ducation notre priorit . 825 Topics 825 Posts Last post 05x24 - Jailbreak. Jessie:Oh,they just emailed me my theme! How is your science project coming? Jessie:Ravi,be careful with that. I will always love you. I think I have an idea. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Plus,she was stationed in Germany. Jessie:But you guys seemed so supportive! Jessie:I'm so happy my misery brings you joy. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. (thinks), (Luke's seat springs him up into the air). Emma:We just got text reminders! She loves juicing stuff. Emma:I don't care who wins. Zuri:Do you really think Tony wants to re-create how you met and fell in love? I can't believe you're here! I have a friend and we're throwing her a birthday party,and we need a special guest. Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! (takes magazine quickly) (Jessie hits Bertram with flowers) Bertram: (grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? Luke: Well, I like my friends real, especially my lady friends (Smiling at Jessie, Jessie pushes him away). The children + a disheveled Jessie get out of the elevator. Zuri:I know,Jessie. Jessie Episode Scripts Season: 1 2 3 4 Season 1 1. Latest TV Episode Scripts s01e03 - Track 3: Someone Saved My Life Tonight - Daisy Jones & the Six s01e02 - Track 2: I'll Take You There - Daisy Jones & the Six s01e01 - Track 1: Come and Get It - Daisy Jones & the Six s02e06 - Original Sins - Carnival Row s02e05 - Reckoning - Carnival Row s01e05 - One Step Forward, Two Steps Back - The Ark Jessie:Yes. (Hits the tentacle, it falls). Galactopus 2: This Time It's Personal, Scene 36, Take 1. Man: You're not that little. Tony: Too bad you can't fly a helicopter Jessie: Yeah! Emma:But I'm adorable! Ravi:Impossible. Where's my leaf project? But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! Muggers? Jessie:Thank you,guys. It was weird for me,too. The title comes up: Toy Story 2. (wipes face). Did I miss the mascot tryouts? Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! (continues eating popcorn). The children are laughing.). Jessie: (Screams) Help, help! Emma:I know,but after that is when I get all my meetings and trendsetting done. (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. Jessie:Girls! Jessie:At least we have 7 hours of peace and quiet before they get back. Screams are heard, of the Ross children fighting with eachother and Jessie chokes and coughs.). Taylor:Yeah,I don't really know this song. (thinks), (scene changes with guys auditioning in the living room). Emma: Hi! Jessie:Then when we mentioned her birthday,Taylor burst into tears,and ran off. Taylor:Oh,she'll sleep through anything. Only Luke is there), Luke: (knocking on Jessie's door)Hey, babe! Jessie:Great. (Ravi catches the fireplace while jumping and lands on the couch), Ravi:Huzzah! Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! Jessie:(To Bertram)their parents are Morgan and Christina Ross, the famous movie director and supermodel-turned-business-mogul?! Am I getting warm? Jessie:West! Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? And now that I've split my pants,it's a little too drafty. (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving). (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Jessie:No,they're all spinach,painted different colors,none of which occur in nature. (The children laugh.) (walks away). (tries to take marker). I need this face in one piece! Oh! (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? (looks at phone). Ravi is the only one who showed up. And we are so incredibly proud of you. (runs away). (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). Judge: Well, students- You're all a disgrace and the reason this country is 28th in science! You will love this. All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. I may have already packed your bags. Jessie:I don't know what's worse,the deafening noise or the spray of spit. It's Mom and Dad! A Jessie rerun on Disney Channel (11.30.2019) by . ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. I've always wanted alead pipe? (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead. Emma:They want to make you their flyer. We need to get going! I'm not going to yell! Jessie: (reading)we're running away because we hate you Bertram: I read between the lines. (Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition), (Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch). Transcripts - Forever Dreaming. 12. Jessie: (To Emma) Hey! It aired on September 7, 2012 . Luke:(puts hand on face)Wait a minute! Jessie:Angus the Armadillo. (blows whistle). Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Toy Story Jessie Pull-String Doll Hasbro 2001 Disney Pixar Pull String Works at the best online prices at eBay! does not count. Hit it! Coach Penny:The crowd is on fire! Isn't this nice? Something is flushing those toilets. (shows a small amount with his fingers). I'm so afraid Ravi! Luke:(notices cheerleaders)Whoa! (in shock), (scene changes to the kitchen,bus leaves in 25:00). (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). Then you might want to prepare for a string of loser boyfriends. Jessie: Oh, I just need to speak to Morgan or Christina Ross. Bertram:Well,judging by the fact that there is 8 hours of footage,I don't think Ravi ever stopped the camera! Many young actors got their breakout roles on the show, but where are they now? She's mean, but she's not an idiot! Taylor:(stands up)And his belt buckle is the snooze button? Ravi:I am a wasp. The bus waited so long yesterday,a tow truck showed up! (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Zuri:It is. (smiles). Luke: I'll show you a moon! (Produces flowers from his tux). Tony: (helps Jessie stand) Whoa, you must be a really bad tipper! It might be kind of awkward to act out our relationship on camera. That's what love is like! Now get in,we need to start the scene! Bertram: Or as I call them, the Nannykillers. Jessie:No,I meant I told Ravi to cut before that happened. Spoiler alert,the nanny did it! Our school is having try-outs for the Walden Mascot,Waldorf the Wasp. Ravi:You must continue the pursuit of your cinematic aspirations! ), Emma: This is a model of our solar system. Jessie:When do you stand? But first,smile! I'll be lucky to get to school before 7th period. When you fall to the ground,I say:"Aw,man,are you OK?". (shows new eyebrows)I fixed my eyebrows! Luke: (walks in from the TV room) Almost. ), Jessie: (Whispering) I'm so sorry- it's my fault, Judge:And the winner- for her brilliant demonstration that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, thus discussing (?) Not again! They're far away from eachother, right, but they have a gravitational pull. Jessie: (to Zuri)well, if Milly can flop down stairs, she is welcome to eat with us. Jessie:Emma,do I need to remind you that you are one tardy away from being suspended? I really appreciate it,but there's only an hour until the deadline. Luke: I'm out too- this date was a total waste of clean underwear! Emma:(carries bag)Uh,Jessie,we have a small issue. I am on you like stripes on a tiger! Zuri:Really? (Jessie accidently hits Luke's microphone). I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! These ought to ward off the wedgies. (Mr. Kipling leaves the kitchen.) June 29, 2022 Posted in kawasaki monster energy jersey. Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! (Tries to take it from Luke), Luke: I'll show you a moon! gemini and scorpio parents gabi wilson net worth 2021. disney jessie transcripts. Jessie:That's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen! It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. (Ravi hits Luke so the head comes off,but Luke's head isn't inside). Jessie:The winner gets their film shown in a prestigious film festival. Jessie:Don't bother. No! (Stands) I came to New York to follow my dreams, cause this is where dreams come true! (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands) Jessie: (grunts) -Okay, okay!- Jessie:Please. Luke: Dibs on sitting next to Jessie! Ravi:Oh,sorry. Ravi:Luke,please do not break the mask! Michelle:Oh,I'm so sorry Zuri,but I'm gonna have to call you back. Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. Ravi: (walks down the stairs,drops art project) (gasps) I am not ready! It's what my dad got me for my sweet sixteen! Emma,you're the School Spirit Coordinator! Emma: she said you'd be hearing from her lawyers? What kind of werewolf are you? Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Jessie:Well,if that's the spinach,then what's in the spinach frittata? Luke: (runs in, apparently was spying) Mom! (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Christina: Em about your projectwe're really sorry, but we're not going to be able to make it. These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! Were we not compiling a complete list? (scene changes to park,bus leaves in 21:30). (Scene changes to in the Rosses' apartment. Morgan: Cut! (The kids scream with joy) Oh, maybe we better go let that Ewok out of the toy chestlet's go! A blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Bertram:The grocery store started using this stupid delivery app! Taylor:Hey guys,what are you talking about? Jessie:Emma,(knocks on the door)you'd better be dressed! Zuri:Hey,my teacher can't prove what we do or do not grow on our private island!(laughs). Bees have entirely different temperaments,feeding habits,and not to mention nesting-. Do it! (To Emma)Nice outfit,by the way,Emma,I'm glad one person is ready to walk out the door! Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert! Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! Zuri:If I eat that,I'll be stationed over the toilet. (walks away). Thanks Mom, but this year's going to be even better. Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. Luke:All right,all right,all right,cheer-ladies. (Who Shot Roger Rabbit?) (Throws lunchboxes at Zuri, Ravi, and Luke. And hypoallergenic. Zuri:Look,I know you're slammed at the office,but I have a big favor to ask. Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. We need to shoot the scene where Chantal meets Toby. Now,get into position and no more biting! Emma:Or feel free to sit there slack-jawed. Luke:Jessie,we know you're upset,but you can't just sit around and drown your sorrows in fro-yo. (runs and leaves the scene). Jessie:(stammers)Now,now,don't overreact! That's it! A Troll in Central Park/Transcript. Im Tony. Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Even though you dumped him and stomped on his heart? Ravi:(nods)Fine with me! Ravi: (while playing the videogame)that is very kindbut Mr. Kipling is still a seething cauldron of anger. Michelle:Wow,this must really be important. (pause) Get dressed! Jessie:Emma,what is taking (slowly) so muchglitter? I love asking my old roommate from Indiana questions that the friend would have no answers to. Jessie:Luke,give back the mask,you're late! Taylor:Thanks! I'll do it! Taylor:Grandma,you're in the park! Jessie:(sighs)I am completely exhausted. Jessie: (While looking through her purse) Wait, my wallet's gone! Emma: I guess that's a no. Jessie: Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment! I should have seen that coming. I was about to order that juicer! Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! The judges discuss this. Ravi:You will not find a more committed mascot than me. Zuri:And speaking of great armssurprise! (falls on the couch). Which by the way, smells worse than the inside of this costume. Jessie:Emma,just pick one! Mrs.Harris:I am. The winner is Luke! Morgan: (To Christina) Wow, that extra is fantastic! Text to Speech from Walter White (New) TTS Computer Voice. Keep it down! (Aqua slices a Parademon in half) Aqua: Go go go! I promised Christina you'd be on time for school,but every morning,it's the same stupid battle!